Sorry we haven’t posted in awhile [this goes out to our fan, Cassie]. We went on a three week drug binge. Everyone has to party sometimes, even nerds. Besides, we’re working on a long-ass movie which is going to pretty much blow everything else out of the water, so hold onto your butts.
Speaking of movies, how ’bout these fucking Golden Globes nominees?
It’s nice to see works of art like The Proposal finally getting some recognition. It’s weird how people liked that movie, even though it looks like every other movie Sandra Bullock has ever been in. Sometimes I think the critics just get together in a room and talk about which random pointless romantic comedy they’re going to bestow praise upon this year, just to mess with us. Where were you guys when Miss Congeniality 2 came out? That was her crowning achievement.
I’m just mad because I’m thinking about all the movies we’re going to have to watch to prepare for our Golden Globes party (shut up, I already admitted we were nerds). We’re going to have to watch The Blind Side now. There’s no getting around it. Otherwise we can’t make an objective decision. Not to mention Julie and Julia, which I pretty much knew was going to win all the awards the second I saw the preview. It has Meryl Streep in it, and it’s somehow all about cooking for over two hours. I bet they even found a way to put lots of crying in it, crying about cakes not turning out right, probably.
At least they finally wised up and got a good host this time. Ricky Gervais should just be the host all of the awards shows, if this was any indication of how awesome he’s going to be:

Yay shout out!
Also I want to watch The Blind Side with you guys. I think it’ll be just racist enough for me to squeeze some enjoyment out of it!