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Top Ten reasons why the 2010’s won’t be any better than the 2000’s: The Taco Bell diet

Posted in Advice, Apocalypse, Current Events, tagged , , on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

In the past few weeks it’s been pretty much a given that everyone realizes how awful the 00’s were. Don’t get me wrong, the 00’s were terrible. From the corrupted election of George W. Bush, to 9/11, to America starting a pointless global war, to Hurricane Katrina, to music fans not giving Beyoncé a [...]

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Another Fruitcake Needs Our Help

Posted in Advice, Relationships on April 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Dear StupidIdiotJerk,
I am an unruly mess of a man up to his eyeballs in stress and insecurity. First and foremost, my employment, or rather my soon-to-be lack thereof. I work for the United States Post Office® as a rural letter carrier associate. That’s more or less a fancy way of saying I am an underpaid, [...]

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You Ask Me a Question, I’m Gonna Answer It

Posted in Advice, tagged , , on March 27, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Dear SIJers,
I’m forty years old, ever since college I’ve kept in touch with the same group of friends. One friend has become morbidly obese over the last few years and can’t even leave his bed. He’s turning the big 4-0 himself this year and I just don’t know what to get for him. He can’t [...]

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