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Always Ask a Woman Who Always Asks a Man (Part 2: Spot Reducing)

Posted in Books, Health, tagged , , , on October 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Qualified by a preemptive “I’m not advocating narcissism, but”, Arlene Dahl urges me to “scrimp and save” for a full-length, 3-way mirror. And she’s not pulling shit out of her ass: she literally asked a man, “handsome man-about-Hollywood” Hugh O’Brian in fact. But little does she know, Stupid Idiot Jerk isn’t Hollywood and I don’t get [...]

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Telltale signs the Apocalypse is nigh….Swine Flu

Posted in Apocalypse, Health, tagged , , on April 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »

It is quite obvious that the end of times is upon us. The world wide economy is falling apart, people are dying of starvation, and our destructive practices are ruining the environment. Also, a new kind of virus, swine flu, is spreading.
I have come under some recent fire that I’ve been lying about my personal [...]

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