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News from the future (ie: Japan)

Posted in Products, tagged , , , on October 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Whenever I open an American newspaper I am constantly given a vision of a world that is falling apart. The economy is in ruins, the idea for a national health care system is collapsing under the weight of corporate greed and spineless political leaders, hackers are stealing passwords from an outdated email service, and it’s [...]

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Videogame review: HALO 3: ODST

Posted in Products, tagged , , , , on October 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Nerds love a good filler. Nerds are never satisfied with simply the standard breakfast, lunch, dinner set-up. A true nerd will have stacks of snacks in the cupboards of their mom’s home. They created an entire subgenre of shitty fiction called fan-fiction, where the entire premise is simply that they loved the original fiction so [...]

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In my day we bought bikinis to last, not to dissolve.

Posted in Products, tagged , on August 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Over in Germany they are selling a bikini which dissolves when it comes into contact with water. If you’ve got a heavy utilitarian streak as I do your first thought is one of practicality. Why would such a thing exist? It seems like a needlessly self-defeating thing to do, making swimwear out of material which [...]

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The Chevrolet Cavalier

Posted in Products on March 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I plan to drive the twenty miles home tonight with my gas gauge on empty. That’s just one of the many benefits of the wonderful Chevy Cavalier- great gas mileage. To name a few others: there is the four cylinders of fury, endless trunk space, and a design that the ladies just can’t [...]

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