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“Answer me this: is there a white history month or a Latino history month?” Her smile was exaggerated by a sense of clear victory. 
It’s gonna be a long fuckin’ February, I thought to myself. It was January 31st. NJN’s For Love of Liberty had yet to debut, and I seemed to be checkmated. I bit my tongue and played along: [...]

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After nearly two months of drowning in self pity and half bottle a day, o.k. a bottle and a half, I was at my wit’s end.  The waning days of S.A.D., Seasonal Affective Disorder, had taken its toll on me too.  See: “S.A.D. An Emotional Disorder Affecting Those Afflicted with an Acute Awareness of Societal [...]

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I saw this movie when it opened nationwide, but forgot to review it because I forgot I saw the movie. Oops! This neither bodes well for this shitty movie’s integrity as a horror flick nor mine as a reviewer. I couldn’t be bothered to type up a lazy review and this movie couldn’t bother with [...]

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When Stupid Idiot Jerk celebrates a holiday, we try not to half-ass it. For many, Thanksgiving is about the birth of a long friendship between two complimentary cultures. For us, it means our delicious but poorly-named cowturducknhare, a leveret inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a cow, which we share with local homeless in exchange for sexual favors. And every Halloween since 10/31(/01), the [...]

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The Invention of Lying , co-written and directed by Ricky Gervais and Matthew Robinson, takes place in an alternate reality where humans have not evolved the ability to lie. It is a world where fiction, art, religion and even withholding an opinion are impossible. It is a world where gorgeous people succeed and where pudgy, [...]

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Live Blog of 2009 Emmys
8:03 Peter- I’m getting tired of the opening songs on all these award shows. Although it’s the only live songs on TV which aren’t lip synced.
8:09 Katie- The “Year in Comedy” montage is really depressing. There were like two funny shows this year.
8:12 Peter- I hope none of the women [...]

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Original Video: De Goya 3

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I
Am a little man about the size of a shoe. I
Live inside a monster ’bout as big as you. I ain’t
Special, I’m about the same as the little man in you. Ain’t got no
Friend in the world or nothin’, and there’s nothin’ I can
Do. See, I ain’t
Had many chances since I had my last. Yeah [...]

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Until this healthcare business is sorted out, I’ll be responding to Americans for Free Choice in Medicine (AFCM), a Randian outfit full of stammering nerds like these.
Here, I’ll debunk  their “Fallacies” 4-7. For those of you unfamiliar with my mission to save healthcare, each number marks a so-called “fallacy”, an unsourced quotation by ”America’s Only [...]

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When we woke up hungover, neither Dad, T Mac nor I wanted a 2-hour car ride to the beach. But as I’d the previous night threatened to call them both pussies if they opted out, T Mac made a power play and beat a waffling Tom Sr. to the punch. The only thing left was to get [...]

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