“Answer me this: is there a white history month or a Latino history month?” Her smile was exaggerated by a sense of clear victory.
It’s gonna be a long fuckin’ February, I thought to myself. It was January 31st. NJN’s For Love of Liberty had yet to debut, and I seemed to be checkmated. I bit my tongue and played along: [...]
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Black History Month w/ G-mom
Posted in Relationships on February 22, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
My Brush with Buddhism and Why Didn’t Pete and Tomb Tell Me They were coming to visit in D.C. before I left for Tibet on an assignment for inner peace … among other things …
Posted in Relationships, Religion on February 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »
After nearly two months of drowning in self pity and half bottle a day, o.k. a bottle and a half, I was at my wit’s end. The waning days of S.A.D., Seasonal Affective Disorder, had taken its toll on me too. See: “S.A.D. An Emotional Disorder Affecting Those Afflicted with an Acute Awareness of Societal [...]
Movie review: Paranormal Activity
Posted in Relationships, tagged 2012, John Cusack, Paranormal Activity on November 5, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I saw this movie when it opened nationwide, but forgot to review it because I forgot I saw the movie. Oops! This neither bodes well for this shitty movie’s integrity as a horror flick nor mine as a reviewer. I couldn’t be bothered to type up a lazy review and this movie couldn’t bother with [...]
Always Ask a Woman Who Always Asks a Man (Part 1: The Diet)
Posted in Books, Relationships, tagged Always Ask a Man, Arlene Dahl, costumes, Halloween, Sofia Loren Diet, Weight Loss on October 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
When Stupid Idiot Jerk celebrates a holiday, we try not to half-ass it. For many, Thanksgiving is about the birth of a long friendship between two complimentary cultures. For us, it means our delicious but poorly-named cowturducknhare, a leveret inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a cow, which we share with local homeless in exchange for sexual favors. And every Halloween since 10/31(/01), the [...]
Live Blog of 2009 Emmys
Posted in Relationships, tagged 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Emmy Awards, Flight of the Conchords, Holly Hunter, Lost, Sandra Oh, Sarah Maclachlan, SNL, Steve Carrell, The Amazing Race, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, the office, Tina Fey, Toni Collette, True Blood, Two and a Half Men on September 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Live Blog of 2009 Emmys
8:03 Peter- I’m getting tired of the opening songs on all these award shows. Although it’s the only live songs on TV which aren’t lip synced.
8:09 Katie- The “Year in Comedy” montage is really depressing. There were like two funny shows this year.
8:12 Peter- I hope none of the women [...]
Original Video: De Goya 3
Posted in Relationships on September 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Poetry, For Those Who Can Handle It
Posted in Relationships on September 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I
Am a little man about the size of a shoe. I
Live inside a monster ’bout as big as you. I ain’t
Special, I’m about the same as the little man in you. Ain’t got no
Friend in the world or nothin’, and there’s nothin’ I can
Do. See, I ain’t
Had many chances since I had my last. Yeah [...]
Hundreds of Fallacies in “Thirty-Nine Fallacies About Health Care” (Part 2)
Posted in Relationships, tagged ACFM, Healthcare, libertarians, public healthcare on September 3, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Until this healthcare business is sorted out, I’ll be responding to Americans for Free Choice in Medicine (AFCM), a Randian outfit full of stammering nerds like these.
Here, I’ll debunk their “Fallacies” 4-7. For those of you unfamiliar with my mission to save healthcare, each number marks a so-called “fallacy”, an unsourced quotation by ”America’s Only [...]
Pipe Dashers: Making the Best of the Best Thing That’s Ever Happened to the Jersey Shore
Posted in Relationships on August 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When we woke up hungover, neither Dad, T Mac nor I wanted a 2-hour car ride to the beach. But as I’d the previous night threatened to call them both pussies if they opted out, T Mac made a power play and beat a waffling Tom Sr. to the punch. The only thing left was to get [...]
